Are You Freaking Kidding Me?
Last Sunday, while driving to a friend’s house for a dinner party, we decided to stop by the store to pick a few things up on the way. After entering my favorite super-discount store (you know—the one with the smiling faces), I discovered that the few things that I needed pick up had been relocated. This seems to be happening a lot lately, and what should have been a quick trip to the store turned into a lengthy Easter egg hunt.
And of course, there are no store employees around to help with the search for the relocated products. I sometimes feel that there is a conspiracy going on here, the shopping ferries know that I am on the way to the store and they relocate every item that I am looking for. Maybe I am on a manager “hit list”, and this is their revenge for my grumpiness!
After some research, I discovered that there is some psychology in play here and that there is a method to their madness. Studies have been done that prove relocation of certain higher volume products will cause customers to be exposed to a wider variety of offerings within a store while searching for their desired product. This increases the customer awareness of other product offerings or specials and thus the potential for increased sales. I kid you not!
So now, instead of being customers we are “lab rats”, on that search through the maze, looking for the cheese! Maybe these corporate jerk-offs have a holiday of their own that they celebrate—confuse-a-customer day. More on this coming up.
Talk to Ya Later
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