The Grumpy Old Fart Customer
Are You Freaking Kidding Me?
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Posts by thegrumpyoldfartcustomer:
- And A Display Model In A Pear Tree
- Black–Friday The 13th,14th,15th—-
- Dude, Where’s My Camper?
- Santa Clause Is Coming To (A Postmodern) Town
- Halloween Takes A Holiday
- Et Tu Farmer’s Market?
- Bad Advice From The Home Garden Department Expert
- God! –Rest Ye Merry Retailers!
- No, Really, This Is My Account!
- The Log Splitting Blues
- Moldy Rice In Just 90 Seconds
- Egg-Spectations
- Camouflaged Price
- Shopping For Antacids Gives Me Heartburn!
- Cocktails Incognito
- Yes, We Have No Microwaves
- It’s Like 5 Pounds Of Excrement In A Ten-Pound Bag
- And Then Fireworks Went Off!
- The Fine Art Of Selling Old Produce
- Have You Sanitized Lately?
- Are You Getting Enough Plastic In Your Diet?
- The Healthcare Hellhole
- Sick And Tired Of The “Free” Argument!
- What About Inorganic Food?
- Alabama’s Fishing Gold Mine
- Welcome To Our Kingdom Of Plastic
- Wow, That Is A Beautiful Tornado!
- Now, That’s The Way A Horse Race Should Be Run!
- I’ll Take My In Vitro Steak Medium Rare Please
- Well, At Least My Streets Are Clean!
- The Cell Phone Addiction Crisis
- Prejudiced Commentators Have The Blues
- Shopping With Orwell
- Mad Bags!
- Oysters on the Half-Baked
- Fresh Buns!
- Beer and Condoms
- Just Don’t Drink The Water!
- Getting In The Fast Lane
- Just Rebrand That Pig!
- The Store Nazi!
- I Just Need A Couple Of My Pills!
- Pardon Me, R-2!
- Ahh, Man—Not My Beer Too!
- A Different Kind of Rotten Fruit!
- Capitalism vs Customer Service
- Sir Are You Sure This is Your Seat?
- The Prisoner of Cell Phone-Landia
- What Ever Happened to Pulling Weeds?
- Flying the Jury-Rigged
- Chicken In The Hot Tub
- Is This Thing Safe to Fly?
- You Can Keep Your Health Plan?
- AOC’s Burgers
- The Retail Store Dilemma
- Will The Real Inflation Please Stand Up?
- Hollywood VS Streaming
- More Bad News About Your Food
- Addendum: The Wall Street Darling
- The Wall Street Darling
- Ahh To Eat Healthier—$$$$$$$$$!
- Retail RIP
- Can I Get Some Help Please?
- Affordable Healthcare—-Really?
- The Customer In Decline
- Valued Customer?
- A Tale Of Bad Flour
- Please Return This Call To The IRS As Soon As Possible!
- The 401—HEY!
- The Fast Food Banquet
- The Allure Of The $1.00 Burrito
- Those Damned Pumps!
- Maybe Some Transparency In Products?
- Under The Flashing Blue Light
- Where are The Straws?
- The New Year’s Resolution-ists
- The New Year’s Resolution
- Discounts Aren’t Real?
- The Russians Have Hacked Christmas!
- Warning: Christmas Can Induce Seizures
- Let Me Explain: The Broken Candy Kiss Dilemma
- Restocking for Dollars
- The Membership-Only Club
- Membership-Only Gas Prices
- The Cruise to Tourist Trap City
- Porcelain Pan Propaganda
- Gas Price Gouging and The Yellow Vests
- Where Is The Beef?
- The Purple Blues
- Important Safety Recall (Interim Notice)
- Alas, Poor Sears-Roebuck I Knew Them Y’all
- Black and Blue Friday
- Give Them The Bird!
- The Art of Packaging
- My Cell Phone—The Rhoid!
- Customer Centric
- Is This the Same Store?
- Do You Sell Magazines Here?
- The Fast Food Blues
- Texting While Shopping
- Customer Service at the Pharmacy
- Treat or Tricked?
- Top-Shelf Products
- Reach For The Gusto!
- Better Living Through Chemicals?
- “21 Years of Age or Above”
- The Final Phase!
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