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Merry Sheng Dan Jie! (Or Something Like That)

Package Perfect

The package arrives and is left on your front porch.  You step out to retrieve it and the first thing you do when you pick it up is to inspect it.  Because visible damage to the outside of your delivered goods surely means that… Continue Reading “Package Perfect”

No Gas For You!

Driving cars, it is a staple of life in America.  Being allowed to drive is one of our greatest privileges.  Since freedom of speech is dying, driving may now be the biggest privilege that we have. It remains the best option for seeing our… Continue Reading “No Gas For You!”

So Let Me Get This Straight!

With the endless stream of prescription drug advertisements bombarding our televisions every day and night, it is difficult not to notice some of them.  Well, here is one that caught my attention, a commercial that leads off by showing a carrot that is bent… Continue Reading “So Let Me Get This Straight!”

A Question For The GOP Judicial Committee Members

Finally, a woman of color has been nominated to serve on the SCOTUS. It only took 233 years to accomplish this but by golly, it has happened. Now we finally have the chance to have a Supreme Court that truly looks like America! But… Continue Reading “A Question For The GOP Judicial Committee Members”

$15 Per Gallon Of Gas, Do I Hear $20?

The late-night lineup of corporate shill shit birds never seems to fail at saying something stupid.  However, a few nights ago, one of them even surprised me.  This particular halfwit (won’t mention the name, bet you can figure it out), proclaimed his willingness to… Continue Reading “$15 Per Gallon Of Gas, Do I Hear $20?”

Saving Private (Citizen) Caitlin

Disclaimer:  The following blog in no way pledges support for Russia, its president, or any supporter of its regime.  The blog also does not support the US and its constant efforts to create profitable wars and or force other countries to become members of… Continue Reading “Saving Private (Citizen) Caitlin”

Bubble Gum Group The Archies Threaten To Pull Their Music Out of Yard Sales In Protest Of Podcaster

By now you have probably come to realize that if you say something that runs contrary to the narrative of the establishment in the US you will be canceled and silenced.  Having a different opinion than those who are supposedly smarter than you is… Continue Reading “Bubble Gum Group The Archies Threaten To Pull Their Music Out of Yard Sales In Protest Of Podcaster”

2022 A Year Anew?

Every December 31st the champagne corks pop, party blowers blare and auld lang syne is slurred from the drunken lips of revelers worldwide.  It is time to start a new year, a chance to be a better person, country, and world.  Promises are made… Continue Reading “2022 A Year Anew?”

O Tannenbaum, No Presents Under Your Loyal Needles!

Yes, that time of year is upon us again, the yuletide, lights, families, and of course one of the oldest of traditions, the Christmas tree.  But something is amiss this year, there are fewer presents under that tree.  Oh, the humanity!  Traditionally, by this… Continue Reading “O Tannenbaum, No Presents Under Your Loyal Needles!”