The Grumpy Old Fart Customer
Are You Freaking Kidding Me?
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Yes, We Have No Microwaves
Well, it is oft said that “nothing lasts forever” and this certainly is the case with microwave ovens. Like virtually every electronic device in the home, the microwave will finally head off to that great kitchen in the sky. Thus, was the case for… Continue Reading “Yes, We Have No Microwaves”
It’s Like 5 Pounds Of Excrement In A Ten-Pound Bag
There’s an old expression, forgive me if I paraphrase here—“it’s like 10 pounds of shit in a 5-pound bag” (I used a synonym in the title). It is typically an expression used to describe the lack of understanding of weight and volume, although it… Continue Reading “It’s Like 5 Pounds Of Excrement In A Ten-Pound Bag”
And Then Fireworks Went Off!
So, as we approach another birthday of our nation, we are once again blanketed by the fireworks stands that open all across the fruited plains. Drive down any interstate (especially in the Midwest) and you will pass one of these vendor-delights every couple of… Continue Reading “And Then Fireworks Went Off!”
The Fine Art Of Selling Old Produce
Photo by rawpixel.com on Pexels.com I know you are familiar with the saying the “the shite rolls downhill” or possibly the American version of that expression. It is an old saying that generally is in reference to the worker/boss relationship, especially in Corporate America. … Continue Reading “The Fine Art Of Selling Old Produce”
Have You Sanitized Lately?
There has been a lot of news lately about the growing number of viral and bacterial strains that seem to be immune to our antibiotics and meds. Many medical experts are alarmed about this outbreak and have done extensive research to try and determine… Continue Reading “Have You Sanitized Lately?”
Are You Getting Enough Plastic In Your Diet?
Recently I wrote about our “plastic kingdom” on this blog. The next time you walk into any of your favorite stores look all around and tell me that I am wrong, we are drowning in a sea of plastic. Well, as if that is… Continue Reading “Are You Getting Enough Plastic In Your Diet?”
The Healthcare Hellhole
The other night I received a call from a longtime friend, someone that I used to work with and have stayed in touch. She had a healthcare story that just boggles the mind. My friend has stayed in pretty good shape over the years,… Continue Reading “The Healthcare Hellhole”
Sick And Tired Of The “Free” Argument!
As a seasoned customer, I like many others (certainly of my generation) know that nothing is free. Sure, we have all seen the signs, free car wash, free oil change, free soda and on and on. The word free has always gotten your attention… Continue Reading “Sick And Tired Of The “Free” Argument!”
What About Inorganic Food?
In every grocery store in America, there is a section of food referred to as “organic”, which by definition basically means that it is grown without the use of some chemical assistance, i.e. pesticides and the likes. The impression that is given by the… Continue Reading “What About Inorganic Food?”
Alabama’s Fishing Gold Mine
Recently, my son decided to take me on a trip to show his gratitude for my efforts in getting him through law school. A very fine gesture that makes one feel proud to be a father and even prouder of his children. I thought… Continue Reading “Alabama’s Fishing Gold Mine”
The Grumpy Old Fart Customer 