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Moldy Rice In Just 90 Seconds
Egg-Spectations
Camouflaged Price
Shopping For Antacids Gives Me Heartburn!
Cocktails Incognito
Yes, We Have No Microwaves
It’s Like 5 Pounds Of Excrement In A Ten-Pound Bag
And Then Fireworks Went Off!
The Fine Art Of Selling Old Produce
Have You Sanitized Lately?
Are You Getting Enough Plastic In Your Diet?
The Healthcare Hellhole
Sick And Tired Of The “Free” Argument!
What About Inorganic Food?
Alabama’s Fishing Gold Mine
Welcome To Our Kingdom Of Plastic
Wow, That Is A Beautiful Tornado!
Now, That’s The Way A Horse Race Should Be Run!
I’ll Take My In Vitro Steak Medium Rare Please
Well, At Least My Streets Are Clean!
The Cell Phone Addiction Crisis
Prejudiced Commentators Have The Blues
Shopping With Orwell
Mad Bags!
Oysters on the Half-Baked
Fresh Buns!
Beer and Condoms
Just Don’t Drink The Water!
Getting In The Fast Lane
Just Rebrand That Pig!
The Store Nazi!
I Just Need A Couple Of My Pills!
Pardon Me, R-2!
Ahh, Man—Not My Beer Too!
A Different Kind of Rotten Fruit!
Capitalism vs Customer Service
Sir Are You Sure This is Your Seat?
The Prisoner of Cell Phone-Landia
What Ever Happened to Pulling Weeds?
Flying the Jury-Rigged
Chicken In The Hot Tub
Is This Thing Safe to Fly?
You Can Keep Your Health Plan?
AOC’s Burgers
The Retail Store Dilemma
Will The Real Inflation Please Stand Up?
Hollywood VS Streaming
More Bad News About Your Food
Addendum: The Wall Street Darling
The Wall Street Darling
Ahh To Eat Healthier—$$$$$$$$$!
Retail RIP
Can I Get Some Help Please?
Affordable Healthcare—-Really?
The Customer In Decline
Valued Customer?
A Tale Of Bad Flour
Please Return This Call To The IRS As Soon As Possible!
The 401—HEY!
The Fast Food Banquet
The Allure Of The $1.00 Burrito
Those Damned Pumps!
Maybe Some Transparency In Products?
Under The Flashing Blue Light
Where are The Straws?
The New Year’s Resolution-ists
The New Year’s Resolution
Discounts Aren’t Real?
The Russians Have Hacked Christmas!
Warning: Christmas Can Induce Seizures
Let Me Explain: The Broken Candy Kiss Dilemma
Restocking for Dollars
The Membership-Only Club
Membership-Only Gas Prices
The Cruise to Tourist Trap City
Porcelain Pan Propaganda
Gas Price Gouging and The Yellow Vests
Where Is The Beef?
The Purple Blues
Important Safety Recall (Interim Notice)
Alas, Poor Sears-Roebuck I Knew Them Y’all
Black and Blue Friday
Give Them The Bird!
The Art of Packaging
My Cell Phone—The Rhoid!
Customer Centric
Is This the Same Store?
Do You Sell Magazines Here?
The Fast Food Blues
Texting While Shopping
Customer Service at the Pharmacy
Treat or Tricked?
Top-Shelf Products
Reach For The Gusto!
Better Living Through Chemicals?
“21 Years of Age or Above”
The Final Phase!

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